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After the destruction of the evi Microsoft Empire in 2029, dee - the ultimate goddess of the infomercial - takes over the galaxy, throwing it into utter chaos.... From her self-created planet, "deetopia," in the centre of the universe, the ultimate goddess of infomercial spends her time inventing miralulous and revolutionary items that are essential to the future of mankind.... Now, in an exclusive interview, dee - the ultimate goddess of the infomercial - reveals her latest product, that is sure to rock YOUR universe!

Int. black background, undeterminable time period. Plain, and no features. Title and crazy music kick in.



VO
"Welcome to another episode ofÖCrazy things that shape YOUR universe! Hosting you through these amazing and fantastic technologies, Citizen Chris!"Title: Crazy Things that shape your Universe!

[Chris materializes in]

Chris
"Greetings citizens, and welcome to our show. Today we have an invention that is truly amazing! It surpasses the inter-galactic network, and rivals any holographic hardware you could purchase! Please welcome the inventorÖDee!"


[Dee materializes next to Chris]

Chris
"Welcome Citizen Dee."

Dee
"Thank you Citizen Chris"

[In unison they motion and say "NUB"]

Chris
"So Dee, tell us of this FANTASTIC invention!"

Dee
"Well Chris, this is it right here in my hand. I call it, Dees' Virtual reality Chip!"

Chris
"Whoa, stellar! What exactly is it?"

Dee
"Well, the chip inserts into your bio-port, and logs you on to our server, located on the outer ring of Saturn. From that, you can then experience true virtual growing environments."

Chris
"Whoa, that's Nova!"

Dee
"I brought you a DVR chip so we can log in together, so you can get a first hand experience."

[Dee hands Chris the Dees' Virtual reality Chip and they plug in. Fade to white, and fade back to a forest.]

Chris
"Wow! This is fantastic! I didn't even notice us logging in. One second nothing, then this!"

Dee
"Yes Chris, the DVR Chip operates within nano-seconds of insertion. As you can see, this is a TRUE virtual environment."

Chris
"AMAZING, let me try!"

[Chris stares blankly at camera, then a title flashes on the screen.]

"Unable to load environment due to graphic content. User level is defined"

Chris
"Whoa, what happened!?"

Dee (annoyed)
"The program wouldn't load because of the parental lock on this demonstration version."

Chris
"Light speed! Let me try again!"

[Background changes to a beach, mountain, then a city]

Chris
"So many environments to choose from!"

Dee
"We have a huge library of environments to choose from. Many of which could be applied to a teaching atmosphere!"

Chris
"Wow. That is truly amazing!"

[Materialize back into studio]

Chris
"Well, thank you Citizen Dee for guiding us through another crazy thing that shapes our universe!"

Dee
"It was my pleasure."

[In unison they motion and say "NUB!" and Dee materializes out]

Chris
"And thank YOU for tuning in. From the third quadrant of Uranus, this is Citizen Chris saying, NUB!'"

[Chris materializes out. Fade to white]

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Sent by Chris Fleming and Diane Kolenchuk

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