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| After the destruction of the evi Microsoft Empire in 2029, dee - the ultimate goddess of the infomercial - takes over the galaxy, throwing it into utter chaos.... From her self-created planet, "deetopia," in the centre of the universe, the ultimate goddess of infomercial spends her time inventing miralulous and revolutionary items that are essential to the future of mankind.... Now, in an exclusive interview, dee - the ultimate goddess of the infomercial - reveals her latest product, that is sure to rock YOUR universe! | ||||||||
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Chris Dee [In unison they motion and say "NUB"] Chris Dee Chris Dee Chris Dee [Dee hands Chris the Dees' Virtual reality Chip and they plug in. Fade to white, and fade back to a forest.] Chris Dee Chris [Chris stares blankly at camera, then a title flashes on the screen.] "Unable
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Chris Dee (annoyed) Chris [Background changes to a beach, mountain, then a city] Chris Dee Chris [Materialize back into studio] Chris Dee [In unison they motion and say "NUB!" and Dee materializes out] Chris [Chris materializes out. Fade to white] |
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